Father of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and Love

Father of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and applaud (Stand up, mobile phone in hand) sound thank you vicar it is a bit inconvenient at the moment I am clean ab push through to start the speeches. Im panic-struck theres been a bit of a hiccup in the proceedings the vicar has average phoned to say that we have to do the registry signing all e reallyplace again. It appears that the grooms pen wouldnt work so he borrowed the vicars. He was still having problems so the vicar said. Put your weight on it(To the bride) Im hunted that you are now Mrs. 179 lbs.Im only dismissal to let the cat tabu of the bag for a couple of minutes because of my throat. If I go on in any case long my wife has threatened to cut it. Ive tried to memorize this speech, which isnt liberal when you have the memory retention of a goldfish. So for better me if I resort to my notes e real(prenominal)(prenominal) five seconds.When the happy couple announced that they were passing play to get mar ried, I asked them what that entailed for me and my daughter said that I would have to pass along her away. To those of you who know me well, that came as a bit of a shock as I am not used to giving things away. Selling maybe, more everyplace giving away, I ask you. However, I did a deal with the groom, your tickets for a Wimbledon tennis match for my daughter. I hope youll agree that he came out best.My wife and I would like to welcome the grooms parents and all relatives and friends of both families to this very happy occasion. There are also several people who I. want could have been here however arent and hopefully they are keeping an substance on proceedings from afar.I would like to thank the beautiful bridesmaids for aspect after the bride, the vicar for a lovely service, his boss for the great improvement in the weather and the staff at the h... ...u in the bar after the speeches.(Be very careful with this joke. It backfired on me. My sister-in-law, who I love dea rly, was dressed all in scarlet)Anyway, I would like to finish off, by giving a few quarrel of advice, to the newly weds. You must always consider the talking to of Oscar Wilde. Women are meant to be loved, not unders to a faultd.Marriage will bring to you primary(prenominal) thingsloyalty, self restraint, obedience, a sense of fair play, and a whole server of other virutes that you wouldnt need had you re mained single. Put the seat down after you. And look on those two invaluable words Yes dear.. And finally some musical adiue. (Play the beginning couple of verses of Bobby Vees version of Take Good Care of My bodge)And now, at long last, I hear you say, it gives the great pleasure to put up the toast of long life and happiness to the bride and groom. Father of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and LoveFather of the Bride Speech with Humor, Sentiment, and Love (Stand up, mobile phone in hand) healthful thank you vicar it is a bit inconvenient at the moment I am just about to start the speeches. Im afraid theres been a bit of a hiccup in the proceedings the vicar has just phoned to say that we have to do the registry signing all over again. It appears that the grooms pen wouldnt work so he borrowed the vicars. He was still having problems so the vicar said. Put your weight on it(To the bride) Im afraid that you are now Mrs. 179 lbs.Im only going to discourse for a couple of minutes because of my throat. If I go on too long my wife has threatened to cut it. Ive tried to memorize this speech, which isnt tripping when you have the memory retention of a goldfish. So forgive me if I resort to my notes every five seconds.When the happy couple announced that they were going to get married, I asked them what that entailed for me and my daughter said that I would have to give her away. To those of you who know me well, that came as a bit of a shock as I am not used to giving things away. Selling maybe, but giving away, I ask you. How ever, I did a deal with the groom, your tickets for a Wimbledon tennis match for my daughter. I hope youll agree that he came out best.My wife and I would like to welcome the grooms parents and all relatives and friends of both families to this very happy occasion. There are also several people who I. propensity could have been here but arent and hopefully they are keeping an sum on proceedings from afar.I would like to thank the beautiful bridesmaids for sounding after the bride, the vicar for a lovely service, his boss for the great improvement in the weather and the staff at the h... ...u in the bar after the speeches.(Be very careful with this joke. It backfired on me. My sister-in-law, who I love dearly, was dressed all in scarlet)Anyway, I would like to finish off, by giving a few words of advice, to the newly weds. You must always consider the words of Oscar Wilde. Women are meant to be loved, not understood.Marriage will bring to you main thingsloyalty, self restrain t, obedience, a sense of fair play, and a whole innkeeper of other virutes that you wouldnt need had you remained single. Put the seat down after you. And call those two invaluable words Yes dear.. And finally some musical adiue. (Play the setoff couple of verses of Bobby Vees version of Take Good Care of My violate)And now, at long last, I hear you say, it gives the great pleasure to declare the toast of long life and happiness to the bride and groom.